tomb-mold:

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

Anonymous asked:

Are you vocal during sex?

jack0fficial:

I’m usually lead guitar

l3vi4than:

lunaiz4-misc:

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

Things that work in fiction but not real life

  • torture getting reliable information out of people
  • knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
  • jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
  • calling the police to deescalate a situation
  • rafting your way off a desert island
  • correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
  • effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
  • ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
  • heterosexual cowboy

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can’t.

You sorta can, if they cooperate.

Human people have developed a whole complex set of social cues and scripts to communicate basic motivations quickly. A decent chunk of that happens almost subconsciously, and comes across as “vibes.” You can’t completely trust it - the person could be lying or withholding information, they might not use the exact set of social cues you’re used to, or their “vibes” might be affected by their mood, among other possibilities. So they need to be from a similar enough background/culture, not too emotional, and they need to *let* you read them (or at least not conceal).

Not really the same thing, but it’s kinda cool that we can do that.

Unless you’re autistic. Then you can’t do it

corvophobia:

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griddleharlectostasia brainrot hours

farlanish:

colourofthekites:

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looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

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roadwhores:

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i am so incredibly and unbelievably in love with her

everythingfox:

He has a lot to say

lemongrace:

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- No gods but us.

erosofthepen:

erosofthepen:

sandmandaddy69:

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me serving cuntlery

please guys this is the cleverest joke ive ever made